Friday, December 4, 2009

L.O.V.E No WAR!


Go Die lah YOU stupid idiot!

Dear Diary,

Why lah she have to exist in my life?
Why lah do i have to know her?
Please make her GO AWAY from here...please..please..please..
Or maybe I have to go away from here?
I could get Migraine because of this. Seriously.
Oh dear GOD ,If you can't make her go away from me, please make her mouth shut.
Ask her to mind her own business.
I know what I'm doing. I don't need a babysitter and be under her spotlight 24/7
Thank you bitch! [ eh no, why do i have to thanked this bitch for?? ..... take it back! save it for others ]



Love,
Sascha

Please don't mess with me with your ignorance

Dear Diary,

Stupidity and ignorance.
I can't tolerate with people who ignore every single words that came out from my mouth.
I can't tolerate stupid stupidity either.

"Honey..."
"Yes dear?"
"Did you see the pics on Swayze's FB? It's really funny!"
"Uhuh..." still playing video games without even looking at my face...
"Honey? Did you see the pics on Swayze's FB?"
"Yes, yes dear..I heard you. One second." not even a glance at me

.............................one second later, still playing the fucking video games.

"Hunnnaaaaayyyyyy.....!!"
"Yes dear? What is it again?"

................................................pull the trigger. Bang, bang!


Told ya I can't tolerate with ignorance..




Love,
Sascha

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The best invention?

Dear Diary,

Im wondering.
Is porno the best invention?
hmmm.......................


Love,
Sascha

Why, Why Not?

Dear Diary,

I'm home early yesterday.
Rush back home because I have a severe headache.
Came home, making my head more and more aching!
Why do you still wanna have sex with me? You know i'm not feeling well!
i just wanna have some sleep, some rest!
Sex is good.
I know. But I don't need it when im not well.
but thank you for having sex with me while im having severe headache.


Love,
Sascha